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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 12:37

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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